Hello

[jlf_superman]

I've created this journal to stay connected to other members of the League and hero community. Kara suggested I do so. She did not, however, teach me how to use everything, so please bear with me. I'm learning quickly, though.

So, hello, everyone!

Comments

[jlf_powergirl]

Is Lois typing for you, or are you still hunt-and-pecking the keys?

[jlf_superman]

I can type more than 200 words per minute. That's on an off day.

[jlf_powergirl]

Huh, Kal-L could never get the hang of the qwerty format, said everything at the Fortress was more efficient. I mean, he could hunt and peck at super-speed, but it was still painful to watch.

Funny how the little differences like that work out.

[jlf_superman]

I'm not THAT old, Karen. I was using QWERTY long before I developed powers or got my Fortress.

[jlf_powergirl]

Yeah, I know YOU'RE not, but the new-old memories make it kinda trippy, you know?

Like going back in time except the younger version of the guy you're used to actually knows who Kanye is and doesn't lecture you about wardrobe choices.

Which, actually, I kind of appreciate. The wardrobe thing.

[jlf_superman]

Actually, Lois wanted to talk to you about that, so I'm leaving it in her jurisdiction. So, fair warning.

[jlf_powergirl]

I can go shopping with her next weekend if she doesn't have any pressing deadlines?

[jlf_superman]

It seemed as though she was going to do the shopping for you.

[jlf_powergirl]

If she really wants to, but tell her I generally have to get everything about two sizes too big (which with some brands, ventures into plus size territory) and then have alterations done. There are absolutely zero stores where I can wear anything as-is.

Pretty sure womens clothing is designed and sized by super-villains. I'm not sure I'm entirely kidding there. Bats has one that's really into hats, right? I could be onto something here.

[jlf_superman]

She may have done it already. Don't worry, I'm sure she kept your, erm, size in mind.
Are you talking about the Mad Hatter? I've met him. He's definitely not your size.

[jlf_powergirl]

I meant there could be more clothing-obsessed villains we haven't discovered yet. It could explain a lot about the fashion industry.

[jlf_superman]

I don't think an investigation into the criminal underbelly of the fashion industry is one of the League's top priorities, Karen.

[jlf_powergirl]

Well, not right now...

....But maybe if I can get some passes for NYC Fashion Week, I could just... take a look around.

[jlf_superman]

Ma is a good seamstress. She helped me make my costume. I'm sure she can make some nice outfits for you to wear that fit comfortably.
But first, check out what Lois got for you.